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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made an entertainment n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL! 

A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said “heads I go 2 sleep, tails I watch a movie, If it stands on d edge I’ll study.........






 
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Miss you SMS



It’s hard to say hello because it might be goodbye.

It’s hard to say I’m okay because sometimes I’m not.

But it’s easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

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I like to remember our times together good times nd the bad.
I regret the times I yelled at u whn u were only trying to help,
but you know I only did it becoz u did it to me.
I miss ur smile

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You’ll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick “Hello” from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

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Gate Of Memories Wil Nevr Close,
How Much We Miss Our Friends Nobody Knows
Days Will Pass Like Years
We Will Remember The Memories In
Silent Tears.


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When ever i feel that i miss You
I close my eyes
i feel that u sit beside me
i won't open my eyes
becoz of the fear that u may comeout in My Tears.. !


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Your Ignorance slashes My heart all the time..
'n the Pain is now just too much to bear..

Just promise me that u'll be mine...
I wont ask you to keep it..

Just say that you'll come back to me..
I wont ask you to return

Just say that you still Love me like you did before...
I will never ask for a proof...

Just say that you miss me the way I miss you...
'n you want me to come back..
I promise I will cum back to You
forgetting everything that you did to me. !


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"If You Miss Me after 15-20 years,
How will You Remember Me?
Achha wo "Shyam" Jo.....?
Fill this Blank For Me...
Please Reply
I'm Waiting...


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Give Your Absence
To Your Loved Ones To Make Them Miss You So Much...
But
Don't Make It As A Habit...
Because They Will Learn To Live Witout You.. !


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Short but Fantastic.....!
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" miss the ONE who is ready to MISS anything for YOU"....


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I Miss You When Something Really Good Happens,
Because You Are The One I Want To Share It With.

I Miss You When Something Is Troubling Me,
Because You Are The One Who Understands Me So Well.

I Miss You When I Laugh 'n Cry,
Because I Know That You Are The One
That Makes My Laughter grow,'n My Tears Disappear.

I Miss You All The Time,
But I Miss You The Most When I Lay Awake At Night,
'n
Think Of All The Wonderful Times That
We Spent With Each Other For Those Were Some of the best
'n Most Memorable Times Of My Life... !


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Everything you say,
Everything time we kiss i cant think staight..
but i m ohkay..
and i cant think of anybody else who i hate to miss,
as much as i hate missing you ..!


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I miss your cuddles
I miss your kisses
but most of all
I miss you !
The love i have will neva change
as each day goes by
i will love you till the day i die.


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I miss the way you used to hug me,
I miss the way you used to kiss my lips,
but most of all
I miss the way you held me and my heart.
I miss you...


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One One 2 – I Miss you

Two Two 4 – Miss Me More

Three Three 6 – Dosti hai Fix

Four Four 8 – You Are Great

Five Five 10 – I Miss You My Sweet FRIEND.


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Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure,
if I knew you were missing me too


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A tear fell when i saw you in the arms of someone,
A tear fell when you left me all alone in the blue,
A tear fell when you said your love wasn't for me.
I didn't miss the teardrops but i miss you..!


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It's better to
just quietly miss someone Rather...
than letting them know and get no response...!


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Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..
Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

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I Miss You …
When Something Good
Happens
Coz
You’re The One I Want
To Share With

I Miss You …

When Something

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Apse milne ka mann kr rha h,

Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tarap rha h,
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe ro padi,
Unhe chup karaya toh saanse bol padi.."I Miss U"


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Troubles Me
Coz
You’re The One Who
Understands Me Well
I Miss You … When I Laugh &
When I Cry
Coz
You’re The One Who Makes
The Lauhter Grow
& The Tears Disappear …

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Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS Na.!!
Oh Now U R Smiling.

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What Makes A Frindship Special Is The Way Each One Remembers The Other When They Are Apart. They Miss The Talks, The Laughs N The Time They Spent Together. Life Changes, Memories Don’t.
I Miss U.

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U nvr turned bak..
The day u moved out of my life..
Beatzz seemzz to b heartless..
Ur absence ceases mine EXISTENCE.. Missing U . . .

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Happy Diwali SMS




I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

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Deepawali hai parv deepo ka

Khushiyon ka

apnapan ka

achhai ka

Ujalo ka

Ullas ka

Wishing all Very Happy Deepawali.


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On this auspicious festival of lights, may the glow of joy, prosperity & happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead. Wishing your & your family a Very Happy Diwali & Prosperous New Year.

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May this Deepawali bring you all a cracker with Joys, Firework with Happiness and Prosperity and Subh Laabh from Ganesh Ji. Happy Diwali.

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Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar par,

Aap Sabhi ki Manokamna Puri ho,

Khushiyan Apke Kadam Chume,

Isi Kamna ke Saath aap Sabhi ko,

Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan.

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Diwali Aaye Apne sang Khushiyon ki Bahar laye,

Jagmagate Diyo Se Diwali Ka Swagat Karo,

Aap Sabhi ko Diwali ke Shubh Avsar par,

Dher Saari Shubkamnayein.

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Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahin,

Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari

‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’

Happy Diwali

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The sweet smell of flowers

The array of colors

Diwali is here

Firecrackers are heard

Candles are lit

Presents are given

We pray to the gods

Diwali is here.

-- HAPPY DIWALI --

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Laddu hai...Plz 1 kha k

forward kr dena.Sabko diwali ki mithai deni hai .Happy Diwali !!

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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

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Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali


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Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai,
Subh uthy to diwali a gai,
Socha send karon ap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ke b miss call a gai..
Wish you a very Happy Diwali.


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Diya Roshni aur Rangoli ke tyohar ko manane ki khushi mein hum bhi aapke sath hain. Shubh Deepawali.

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amitabh mere pass rocket hai chahkri hai bomb hai phuljhadi hai tumhare pass kya hai shashi kapoor mere pass ma...chiss hai bhai


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Aapki pragati ke ujjwal path per ek deep hamari subhkamnao ka. Happy Diwali

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my greeting to you for happiness,peace,progress and prosperity in your life....Enjoy and celebrate...Happy Diwali.....


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Deepak ki roshni
Patako ki awaz
Suraj ki kirane
Khushiyon ki bauchaar
Chandan ki khusboo
Apno ka pyar
Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar…

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A warm Diwali wish for every happiness.

May the warmth that is a part of this auspicious occasion,

fill your life with happiness and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali that leads you on the road of Success.


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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali.....


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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!


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May the Divine light of diwali spread
happiness,peace n prosperity 2 U nd
ur family!
May d lights of dis auspicious festival fill
ur life with the enternal glow


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–/ l__l Delivery
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI


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Everyday Sun Rise 2 Give Us
A Message That Darkness
Will Always B Beaten By Light.
Let Us Follow d Same
Natural Rule n Enjoy The
Festival Of Good Defeats
Evil.


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This Diwali
I wish that ur all dreams n expectations come true.
n may god fill all colors in ur life.
n make ur diwali the most remembrable diwali.
Happy Diwali


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This Is To Formally announce that
I have started accepting Diwali gifts by
CASH,CHEQUES and CREDIT CARD etc.
Avoid last day rush.Send now


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May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
‘WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI’


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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par.
!! Happy Diwali !!

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May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

HapPy DiWaLi...!!

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On Diwali and in the coming year…
May you & your family be blessed with success, prosperity & happiness!


HAPPY DEEPAWALI..!!

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Maa Laxmi ki krupa aap par barse, Billgates aap se loan ko tarse, Aap ke Khazane me ho itna Dhan ki khud kuber aap k takeover ko tarse.......
!!*HAPPY DIWALI*!!

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Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a wish can glow days forever,
So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life!!

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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

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Light for ur brightful future;
Cracker for ur demolish of ur failure;
Rangoli for ur colorful life;
happy diwali..

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Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.

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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…


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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!


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Give 10 things in life

D= Dhan
H= Health
A = Anand
N = Nature
T = Talent
E = Enjoyment
R = Romance
A = Aitbar
S = Saubhagya
Wish U n ur family
Happy Dhanteras.!


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Delightful laddos
Incandecent diyas
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Innemurable fireworks
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration
have an enjoyable diwali mela


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A matchstick glows 4 a few seconds,
A candle glows 4 a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever n ever n ever!
Happy Diwali 2 u n ur family!!


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4 dis.,is a special time wn family
nd frns get 2gether,4 fun.
Wishing laughter and fun 2 cheer yr dys,
In dis festive season of diwali nd alwaz !
“Happy Diwali”


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With Gleam of Diyas,
And the Echo of the Chants,
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life !
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali !!!

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Airtel SMS PLAN

For prepaid users
Prepaid customer can now enjoy Local & National SMS daily for 30days at the following price


circle mrp benefit validity
Andhra Pradesh 77 10000 National & Local SMS Free per month* 30 days
Orissa 33 15000 National & Local SMS Free per month* 30 days
Gujarat 102 500 National & Local SMS Free per day
with first sms @ Re.1*
30 days
Assam 33 300 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Maharashtra 67 500 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Rajasthan 63 500 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Punjab 75 10000 National & Local SMS Free per month* 30 days
Madhya Pradesh 50 300 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Bihar & Jharkhand 21 200 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Karnataka 52 500 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Kolkata 80 500 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Haryana 74 10000 National & Local SMS Free per month* 30 days
Kerala 44 4400 National & Local SMS Free per month* 30 days
North East 33 300 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Delhi 88 700 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Mumbai 95 500 National & Local SMS Free per day* 30 days
Himachal Pradesh 75 10000 National & Local SMS Free per month* 30 days

For postpaid users

Enjoy National & Local SMS (upto 500 SMS* per day) at a monthly rental of Rs. 99. To activate sms pack, send SMS PACK to 121
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BSNL SMS PLAN

BSNL Re-launches Its 1 Paisa SMS Pack

 

Bharat Sanchar Nigam Ltd (BSNL) Karnataka Circle today announced that it has Re-introduced the its most popular “1 Paisa SMS Pack” – Special Tariff Voucher [STV] costing Rs. 11 for SMS purpose for all the pre-paid plans including Circle Promotional Offers in 2G & 3G mobile Services.

The SMS Pack STV-11 offers all Local, National and Roaming SMS just at 1paisa per SMS valid for of 30 days from the date of recharges. To activate the 1p SMS Pack, BSNL 2G / 3G prepaid customer has to recharge with STV of Rs. 11 through CTOP UP.
The reduced tariff/charges of SMS will not be available on 5 Blackout days that is [1] 31 st Dec [2] 1 st Jan [3] Valentine day [4] Diwali & [5] Christmas Day. Normal SMS Charge as per concerned plan will be applicable on the above/Blackout days.
Apart from all prepaid plans available in Karnataka circle this STV -11 will also applicable for Karnataka Mitra Prepaid Plan and will be available only till TRAI issues guidelines w.r.t SMS Tariff. For more details call 1503 from your BSNL Mobile (toll free) or 9400012345.

 

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