Aprilfool SMS

 

 

31st March Or 1st april,
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful,
Fool Day to the King of Fools..

  

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

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Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April  

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Mujhe 1 Bat Pata Lgi Hai
Zara Free Ho Ker Msg Karna
Ok.
Sab Ko Frwd Kro
Dekhna Kitne Log
Pura Msg Nhi Padhte Hain.
Happy 1st April

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Us Ne kaha SAM
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.

 

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U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

 

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I m sending this fool messeges
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

 

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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai


Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”


Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai

 

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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

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 Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

 

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 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

 

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SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate


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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

 

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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega


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Just a friendly reminder –
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

 

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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

 

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Aap se koi kahe k

U r

“GOOD LOOKING”

“SMART”

Or

“GENIOUS”

“To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna

February ke mahine mein April FOOL?

 

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Aliens Have Contacted The Earth…
Just Watch The News And See It….
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And
One More Thing Advance Mein Happy April Fool..!

 

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Aisa hai dostana Hamara,
Mein Kishti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Me Matar tu Paneer,
Me Barish tu Badal
Me Rajma tu Chawal
Me Hot tu Cool,
Me April tu Fool.

 

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A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 Day

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st

 

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Tumhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai,
zara free ho ker msg karna Ok.
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Sab ko frwd kro,dekhna kitne log pura msg nhi padhte hain.

 

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Larkiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool Hay
Larkiyo K Piche Jana Fazool Hay
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne Apko Keh Dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh Lena Usi Din APRIL FOOL Hay

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

 

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Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha

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Dikha
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya.

 

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