Exam SMS

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-

every book will continue to be at rest

or covered with dust

until some

external or internal exam moves it!

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The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write

in the exam paper n the supervisor comes

and

says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P

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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

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“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Examiner:y r u under tension?

Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!

By mistake i have brought tomorrow

exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:

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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

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Wats d height of hope??

It is: sittin in d exam hall,

holdin d question paper in hand

n tellin ur self

“dude,dnt worry.

Exams wil get postponed!”

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eXams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD,

“is this love?”

GOD replied,

“no dear, result is near”

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Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D  

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Classic Example For Students Of Different Age Groups: 1st To 3rd Standard: Hey I Studied Everything For Exam ... 4th To 6th Std: Hey That Question Was Very Hard So I Din't Read Tht... 6th To 8th Std: Hey Studied Only Important...